|AH, THE MEMORIES . . . |
Actually they're more like acid flashbacks,
but anyway, here's what K-Fed looked like
back in the day. Which is exactly nothing
like what he looks like now.
I'm a big fan of positive reinforcement. I've had puppies; I know how effective it is. So I'd like to gift all of you with a very special picture of Kevin Federline, Britney Spears' former backup dancer-slash-husband-slash-babydaddy. (No, not the pic at left, that's just the appetizer. I've got a much better one, trust me.)
There was a time when K-Fed was kinda hot. I mean he was always as dumb as rock, in fact practically illiterate, as well as a sleazeball, a failed rapper and a shameless mooch. But aside from that, fairly harmless. (Or is it gormless? I always get those words mixed up because they can so often be used interchangeably.)
"Get to the good stuff, woman!" you're thinking. "How's Kevin Federline lookin' these days? Still as hot as ever?"
To which I would reply: click on this link. And brace for cankles.