Because although Anna detests Kim, who she once compared to a pair of socks, she for some unfathomable reason loves Kanye. Which makes no sense at all because he's a self-centred, charmless, cold-hearted bitch who . . . wait a minute, I lost my train of thought, was that Anna or Kanye I was just describing ...*slaps forehead* Oh! I get it now!
Kanye reported begged Wintour to let Kim attend the classy event, and Kim showed her gratitude by showing up in a shockingly off-theme frock. But in the end, Anna had the last
This, folks, is how you say "Fuck you" without actually uttering a single word. Anna Wintour, you self-centred, charmless, cold-hearted, hilarious old bitch, you.
EDITOR'S NOTE: If only you could edit people out of real life.