|THE ONE AND ONLY 2 CHAINZ|
And every time I see a picture of him I have to check and make sure that he is, in fact, wearing two chains. Because it's one thing to be a sexist pig but quite another to be a charlatan.
There's also a bumper crop of nominees with catchy yet misogynistic hits, including 2 Chainz and A$AP Rocky, plus a stellar video from Tdot's own Drake, filmed in Forest Hill and featuring embarrassingly stereotypical fake snow (Garsh, boys, you fergot the igloo and the polar bear there, eh?) that deserves to win but will probably get edged out by A$AP's "F---in' Problems." Because that sucker is catchy. I mean, even as I write this, I’m hearing it in my head. I’d sing it out loud but the lyrics would get me arrested. So, yeah. Pretty much going to be the most offensive night ever!
EDITOR'S NOTE: I am having a creepy acid flashback to the time that friend of yours played that goddam song over and over and over again, ALL FRICKIN WEEKEND.
MY NOTE: Weird. And yet all I can remember is the booze.