|I'VE DRUNK LIQUOR OUT |
OF MANY RECEPTACLES
Including glasses, bottles, Dixie cups,
measuring cups, funnels, buckets,
hollowed out logs . . . but never, ever,
out of a feminine hygiene product.
And because teen boys don't want to miss out on the fun just because God didn't give them a vagina, they've developed their own version. What I love about that is that it's called "butt chugging."
And the blame doesn't stop at the kids, either. Clearly, the nation's science teachers aren't doing their job properly or these kids would know that VAGINAS DON'T HAVE TASTEBUDS!
Honestly, that's just basic biology.
Well now I've got myself so worked up about this senseless waste of vodka I'm going to have to go and soak my underpants in tequila so I can calm down.
EDITOR'S NOTE: I hadn't heard of this troubling trend. Awful. Just awful. Although if it were called "vintage Shiraz tamponing," I have to say I might be tempted.
Not grossed out enough yet? Why here's a link to an article and VIDEO of this phenomenon, at: Eeeew!