Monday, 6 May 2013


Kanye and Kim put on a stirring display that should dispel any suspicions he was only in it for the sex.

After being relentlessly slammed by the press for abandoning his prize Armenian Guernsey pregnant girlfriend Kim Kardashian, Kanye West finally made a grim appearance for the paparazzi in New York and didn't at all look like a man being led to the gallows.
In fact, these carefully staged photo-ops clearly prove that Kanye is thrilled about the pregnancy. There really can't be any doubt. The only thing that comes even close to matching the luminous joy on his face is the beatific grimace on Kim's. 

Of course to be fair, she is in a lot of pain. 
"Everything hurts," she told Ryan Seacrest last week. And because "everything" isn't specific enough, her sister, Khloe, stepped in to clarify (she's going to make a great wet nurse): "Her back hurts, her breasts hurt, her stomach hurts, her feet hurt, her head hurts, her eyes hurt, her nails hurt. She cries all the time, too."

EDITOR'S NOTE: Which makes it even harder to understand why Kanye just does not want to be around right now.