We've kind of got a theme going on here today, folks. And that theme is CRAZY. Although, come to think of it, that's the theme we had yesterday.
And also the day before, and in fact pretty much every day
since I started this jolly little blog in July.
So I think I'll change
it up a little and go with THINGS WE KNEW WERE GOING TO HAPPEN.
up we have Lil Wayne, who has been hospitalized with yet another
seizure, but just a little one this time, measuring .3 on the Robitussin scale. In fact, he was at the hospital just
long enough to have one of his peeps raid the infirmary and get the
really good prescription sizzurp while Weezy distracted the staff with
He's back home now and tweeting assurances to his fans
that he's fine. Just fine. *slurp*
That's some fine-ass sizzurp! Now what was I doin'? Oh yeah, Weezy be
Whoooo! Head's feelin kinda funny.
Need ... more ... sizzzzzzzurp."
*CLUNK!!! head hits floor, tremors resume anew*
That crazy little bastard'll be back in the hospital by the end of the week. But we already knew that was going to happen, didn't we?