Thursday, 2 May 2013

LIL WAYNE SUFFERS ANOTHER 'EPILEPTIC' EPISODE

WEEZY HAS TO WEAR THESE 
OBSTRUCTIVE GOGGLES 
at all times, even when indoors. 
Because if he is able to see a bottle 
of sizzurp or anything even remotely 
sizzurp-bottle-shaped he is likely 
to lose his natural-born mind. 
And I have to say, I don't like the way
 he's peering over the top of these ...
 Photo/CreStock 

 
We've kind of got a theme going on here today, folks. And that theme is CRAZY. Although, come to think of it, that's the theme we had yesterday. 
And also the day before, and in fact pretty much every day since I started this jolly little blog in July. 

So I think I'll change it up a little and go with THINGS WE KNEW WERE GOING TO HAPPEN.

First up we have Lil Wayne, who has been hospitalized with yet another seizure, but just a little one this time, measuring .3 on the Robitussin scale. In fact, he was at the hospital just long enough to have one of his peeps raid the infirmary and get the really good prescription sizzurp while Weezy distracted the staff with tremors.

He's back home now and tweeting assurances to his fans that he's fine. Just fine. *slurp
"Dayum! That's some fine-ass sizzurp! Now what was I doin'? Oh yeah, Weezy be tweetin."  *sssssssslurp*  
Whoooo! Head's feelin kinda funny. Need ... more ... sizzzzzzzurp." 
*CLUNK!!! head hits floor, tremors resume anew*
 
That crazy little bastard'll be back in the hospital by the end of the week. But we already knew that was going to happen, didn't we?