MILEY CYRUS DEMONSTRATES HOW TO BE WHITE HOT

 NEWS OUTLETS ARE PAINTING  
MILEY'S MAKEUP MALFUNCTION 
as "shine minimizer" gone awry. 
Because I don't know about you 
but the skin around my lips 
is always just so dang shiny!






 

Everbody's dang ol' faverrit hillbilly suffered a makeup malfunction at, of all places, a party to celebrate the fact that she was inexplicably named Maxim's "hottest woman" of the year. (The hell? Was Billy Ray Cyrus on the judging panel?) Miley Cyrus showed up with a bizarre patch of white powder around her mouth that in no way makes me think she was bobbing for cocaine all afternoon. Either that or her makeup artist has just been WAITING for this chance. 
Click here for more photos of what the hell, Miley?

Editor's note: Gol-dangit! *throws possum at computer* I don't even have to try to come up with ways to mock this daftling anymore. She does the work for me! It's f*cking boring, is what it is.
My note: Well then I'm sure you and the possum won't be interested in this very Rihanna pic of Miley wearing nuthin' but undies, boots and a smile . . .