Friday, 3 May 2013

NICKI IS ADJUSTING WELL TO BEING MARIAH'S BITCH

"MARIAH CAREY IS A BITTER OLD HAG!" 
Said the fake-butted, fake-haired, fake-nailed, 
fight-picking, always-on-her-rickety-ticks young hag.
Photo/CreStock


I sometimes wonder, did Nicki Minaj have ANY friends as a child? Because that little witch likes to pick fights with everybody. Especially Mariah Carey.

The probably fake but still enjoyable feud between the two divas is always on simmer, proving Idol's cunning plan to goose ratings by squeezing two trailer-sized egos into one small room is working out brilliantly.

But last night Nicki upped it to a boil by calling Mariah a bitter old hag on Twitter.

She was apparently irked because Mariah dissed her on American Idol, taunting her for never having a #1 single on the Billboard Hot 100. (What? Loser!)
Nicki urged her followers to ask themselves "why a woman SO successful at her age, is still so INSECURE, and bitter."

Which Mariah completely ignored responded to by laughing maniacally while rolling around in a vat of money and saying, "I'm sorry, but I don't respond to tweets from fake-butted hood hags . . . because I'm Mariah fucking Carey! Ba-ha-ha-ha-ha-a-a-a-a-a- ahaha-a-a-a!"

EDITOR'S NOTE: "Fake-butted hood hag?" That b*tch is gonna shot you!
MY NOTE: Me? You're the editor. The bulls-eye is on your forehead, dude! Ba-ha-ha-ha-ha-a-a-a-a-a- ahaha-a-a-a!