|"MARIAH CAREY IS A BITTER OLD HAG!" |
Said the fake-butted, fake-haired, fake-nailed,
fight-picking, always-on-her-rickety-ticks young hag.
The probably fake but still enjoyable feud between the two divas is always on simmer, proving Idol's cunning plan to goose ratings by squeezing two trailer-sized egos into one small room is working out brilliantly.
But last night Nicki upped it to a boil by calling Mariah a bitter old hag on Twitter.
She was apparently irked because Mariah dissed her on American Idol, taunting her for never having a #1 single on the Billboard Hot 100. (What? Loser!)
Nicki urged her followers to ask themselves "why a woman SO successful at her age, is still so INSECURE, and bitter."
EDITOR'S NOTE: "Fake-butted hood hag?" That b*tch is gonna shot you!
MY NOTE: Me? You're the editor. The bulls-eye is on your forehead, dude! Ba-ha-ha-ha-ha-a-a-a-a-a- ahaha-a-a-a!