Wednesday, 22 May 2013

PARIS HILTON HAS A CAREER AGAIN. THANKS, LIL WAYNE

A SCENE FROM PARIS HILTON'S NEW SINGLE
 I'd like to tell you there's more to it than this photo suggests, but that would mean I'm insane.
You know how sometimes you get this frickin
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gross annoying rash that drives you nuts, you just can't get rid of it, and then suddenly, whew, it's gone? AND THEN IT COMES BACK THREE YEARS LATER, worse than ever?
That's what this feels like.

Cash Money (that's Lil Wayne's posse, for those of you who don't follow the sizzurp crowd) has signed Paris Hilton to their label. Her new single "Last Night" is about to drop. There's a friggin video and everything. It's auto-tuned and photoshopped and produced within an inch of its life, it's basically just Paris Hilton in various stages of slut-walk, but you know what? It's infectious.
Sigh. This is me, making the sign of the cross and predicting this damn thing is gonna be a huge hit. 

You can watch the video here. I'd join you but I'm terribly busy drowning myself in a bathtub full of cheap gin. No seriously. There's just no reason to go on.