Wednesday, 26 March 2014

IT'S FRIDAY! LET'S ALL OGLE SOME OVERSIZED BOOBS!


NO. 6 ON THE LIST: JODIE MARSH
Jodie's a British "model" and bodybuilder I've never 
heard of because I don't read "lad's magazines." 


Oh, good. Co-Ed magazine's crack investigative team has come up with a list of celebrities whose boobs are too big — proving you can, in fact, have too much of a good thing. Or rather, you can if you pay for them. (I personally have always relied on nature to supply me with my moneymakers. That hasn't worked out for me once yet. Ever. But I'm not bitter.)

This link is disgusting and debasing and titillating all at once, which makes it the PERFECT finisher for a Friday night. I mean aside from a 60-pounder of Grey Goose, but I'm sure as hell not going to gift you with that! 
Unless you want a half-empty bottle, which is what I have left right now, if you hurry. See? You waited too long. It's down to a third of a bottle already. By the time you finish reading this, it will be down to a quarter ... whoops, er, slightly less than a quarter.

OK, sorry, the link is all you're getting. Have a great weekend.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Interesting. Not up to your usual standards of tastefulness but interesting. Especially No. 10, Chelsea Charms ... those things are the size of ten-year-old children!