|AMANDA BYNES HAS A NEW NOSE |
Unfortunately, no one will be able to see it until
she gets that ratty rat fur surgically removed.
Photo: Amanda Bynes' Wig Twitter account.
(That's right *makes circle motions around temple*
her wig has its own Twitter account.)
The looney tunes starlet has tweeted that she got an emergency nose job immediately after being sprung for the alleged bong-tossing, because of course nothing makes a girl feel better than hacking off part of her face after something like that.
Then, for good measure (it's some sort of gypsy pot-smoking ritual), she flung a big handful of donkey shat at her poor elderly father, who must be on his knees on a nightly basis these days, whimpering, "Please, Jesus, just keep her away from us. We're OLD, for fuck's sake!"
She tweeted: "My dad is as ugly as RuPaul! So thankful I look nothing like you both! I had nose surgery after my mug shots so my nose and I are gorgeous!"
No word yet on whether the changeling has done anything about the wig. Because let me tell you, girlfriend, unless your dad looks like a crack-smoking Swedish transvestite prostitute, you can't blame that thing on him.
RuPAUL'S NOTE: Somebody tell me where this little bitch live. I'ma show her who's ugly!
EDITOR'S NOTE: As much as I would dearly love to tell you where this little bitch live, I mean seriously I would pay large cash to see this, I can't because she's gone and got herself kicked out of her apartment. I'm sure everything will be fine though, because she has a new nose.