Wednesday, 26 June 2013

CHRIS BROWN CHARGED (DOESN'T THIS KID EVER SLEEP?)

TODAY SHOW

So I had my posts all written and was about to sign off for the night and then Chris Brown went and fucked everything up. Which is what he does. It’s practically his hobby. 

DEANA GINES CLAIMS  
Chris Brown assaulted her 
at a club, a claim nobody 
is paying attention to now 
that he's been charged 
with something that 
actually happened.
TMZ photo
The news had barely died down that the chick who said Chris assaulted her and tore her ligaments was lying (which no one saw coming because assaulting women is practically another of Chris’s hobbies) and that she had in fact torn her ligaments by getting drunk and falling off a table while trying to meet him. 
(And it's too bad she didn't succeed because, man, does she sound perfect for him.)

Anyway, that whole mess had just been tucked safely away in Chris's padded penis pouch (great for storing legal documents) when this new news broke: Chris Brown has been charged with hit-and-run.  

TMZ says the charges stem from an incident last month in which Breezy rear-ended a Mercedes and then allegedly refused to divulge his driver's license number, gave bogus insurance info and left the scene. 
Which can't be true because it doesn't fit the behavioural m.o. of a violent chair-throwing narcissist at all. 
And neither does this. Or this. Or, most of all, this.