So I had my posts all written and was about to sign off for the night and then Chris Brown went and fucked everything up. Which is what he does. It’s practically his hobby.
|DEANA GINES CLAIMS |
Chris Brown assaulted her
at a club, a claim nobody
is paying attention to now
that he's been charged
with something that
(And it's too bad she didn't succeed because, man, does she sound perfect for him.)
Anyway, that whole mess had just been tucked safely away in Chris's padded penis pouch (great for storing legal documents) when this new news broke: Chris Brown has been charged with hit-and-run.
TMZ says the charges stem from an incident last month in which Breezy rear-ended a Mercedes and then allegedly refused to divulge his driver's license number, gave bogus insurance info and left the scene.
Which can't be true because it doesn't fit the behavioural m.o. of a violent chair-throwing narcissist at all.
And neither does this. Or this. Or, most of all, this.