|THIS SOMBRE IMAGE OF JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD SHOWS ... |
Wait, WTF? Where's the INRI tattoo? Shoot, that ain't Jesus, that's Breezus!
But then today I read that after being charged with a hit-and-run on Tuesday, Breezy turned directly to the Bible to reflect upon his earthly struggles. Well, actually, he turned directly to Twitter first. But right after that he turned to the Bible and posted a photo of the car he allegedly hit, which shows no apparent damage.
"Just a dirty car," Brown tweeted. "Once again, I gotta clear my name. ... I don't have all the answers and you can't show me a person that age who has it figured out. We live and grow. Let me live." (Er, wait, was that Paula Deen’s tweet? It’s getting harder and harder to tell these nutters apart.)
Chris ended his Twitter vespers by pointing to Verse 2, the Corinthians 12:10, which states: "That is why, for Christ's sake, I delight in weaknesses, in insults, in hardships, in persecutions, in difficulties. For when I am weak, then I am strong."
In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Crap, Amen.