Monday, 17 June 2013

I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THIS BITCH IS BUT IT MIGHT BE ME

MARIE SUTHERLAND (?!?) floating in a stew of turquoise Pepto-Bismol and formaldehyde.

Sometimes when I'm bored at work I Google myself. Wait. That sounds disgusting. What I mean is, I search my name on Google, click on "images" and see what comes up. Remarkably, there are almost no pictures of me. But this picture comes up again and again. So either this is actually me and I am dead and just don't realize it (which would explain why I cannot lose that last frickin 10 pounds no matter how hard I try), or this person is related to me, which can't be possible because she looks calm, or Google is retarded. Hmm. I think I like that last option best.