Wednesday, 19 June 2013

KARRUECHE TRAN GIVES RIHANNA THE FASHION FINGER

KARRUECHE TRAN 
in a top that 
Rihanna wore first.
 And, frankly, better.


Chris Brown's second-favourite enabler, Karrueche Tran, and her tiny bosoms are  making quite the career of stealing everything Rihanna ever laid hands on. First, it was the boyfriend. Then last night she went out clubbing wearing the same damn top Rihanna wore out clubbing a month ago. Gossip websites everywhere are all "Oh snap!" and "Oh no she didn't!" (click here to see what I mean), but me, I'm like, "Really? We're calling this a scandal?"

This, in a nutshell, is the difference between Karrueche and Rihanna. When Karrueche wants to be bad, she jacks somebody's look. When Rihanna wants to be bad, she pours a bottle of Bajan rum into her face hole, takes her clothes off, gets her ass tattooed by somebody else's husband and then posts a video of the whole thing on Instagram. Karrueche, honey, that's not a halter top, that's a gauntlet. And you just threw it down in front of a crazy lady.