Wednesday, 12 June 2013

NEXT, MILEY PLANS TO BUY A HOUSE IN THE PROJECTS

MILEY TWERKING ON STAGE to the delight of absolutely no one. (The clown pants 
add an extra dollop of sexy, no?)
 YouTube
Could someone please tell Miley Cyrus she's not black? Because she thinks she's black. Nothing is more embarrassing than a skinny lil white dang ol' hillbilly lesbeen "twerking" and smoking weed and wearing "Dimepiece" shirts and throwing up gang signs. Nothing. Except maybe walking into a party with toilet paper trailing off your shoe. But this video of Miley getting jiggy wit' it? Right up there. 

Click here to see Miley jump onstage at a Juicy J concert to shake what her skinny lil white dang ol' hillbilly mama gave her.

Editor's note: Good grief. What's that word? That word the kids use nowadays that so perfectly describes the shamefulness of Miley's scrawny arse spasming like an epileptic? 
My note: Ridonculous?
Editor's note: No, that's way old.
My note: Totes amazeballs?
Editor's note: God, no. Do you know how uncool you are right now?
My note: Wait, I've got it. Ratched!
Editor's note: *pauses* Well that wasn't the word I was thinking of, but it'll do.