Wednesday, 26 June 2013

PAULA DEEN LITERALLY BEGS FOR DEATH BY STONING


And speaking of Paula Deen (below, in related delusional celebrities news, in fact it suddenly occurs to me that Deen and Breezy might actually be related), we have the butter nutter finally honouring her agreement to appear on the Today Show and making it totally worth the wait because she cried (you people have no IDEA how hard it is being a racist these days) and then urged people to stone her to death. Yeah I’m not kidding. 

“If there's anyone out there that has never said something that they wish they could take back ... please pick up that stone and throw it so hard at my head that it kills me,” Deen said. She actually said. Er, really? Well that seems a bit harsh but I suppose it’s faster than waiting for the lard to do the job … 

EDITOR'S NOTE: Oh, sorry, readers, had you not heard? Marie's going to hell. She has been made aware.

Related: We have now learned that Target, Wal-Mart, Caesar's Entertainment, the Food Network, oh hell, EVERYBODY, is firing Paula Deen. And I'm no Paula Deen fan, but holy crap, people. The woman is getting the ever-loving shit kicked out of her. Seriously. Not even Martha Stewart endured such a public shit-kicking and people fucking HATED Martha Stewart. Isn't this a bit much? (Oh wait. I just remembered the part about all them tap-dancing coloured folk at her brother's wedding.)