|STEPHEN AMELL WAS THIS CLOSE |
to playing Christian Grey
in Fifty Shade of Dreck.
And then ...
This six-packtastic actor had all but signed on as the movie version of Christian Grey and then he made the fatal error of reading the book.
Never do that, kid.
He made a point of stating that it wasn't the book's graphic sex scenes that turned him off. (Good. Good. We're getting along better and better by the minute, Stephen and I are.) "This is simply, you know, I like to play roles that I find interesting," he said tactfully. "And I actually didn't find (Christian Grey) to be that interesting."
And the award for Best Understatement goes to ...
EDITOR'S NOTE: Ugh! Men are just objects to you, aren't they?
MY NOTE: Excuse me? Did your penis just say something?