Thursday, 20 June 2013

STEPHEN AMELL IS THE THINKING KIND OF NUDE ACTOR

STEPHEN AMELL WAS THIS CLOSE 
to playing Christian Grey 
in Fifty Shade of Dreck
And then ... 
Photo/Gage Skidmore

I don't know who the hell Stephen Amell is but suddenly I want to have his babies because he is the only person in the whole world who agrees with me that Fifty Shades of Grey is the biggest piece of crap since Harlequin invented crap. (Plus he apparently plays a male prostitute in a show called Hung, so it's basically like he was sent here from God in a see-through envelope addressed to "Marie Sutherland: Man-Eater.") 

This six-packtastic actor had all but signed on as the movie version of Christian Grey and then he made the fatal error of reading the book. 
Never do that, kid. 

He made a point of stating that it wasn't the book's graphic sex scenes that turned him off. (Good. Good. We're getting along better and better by the minute, Stephen and I are.) "This is simply, you know, I like to play roles that I find interesting," he said tactfully. "And I actually didn't find (Christian Grey) to be that interesting." 
And the award for Best Understatement goes to ...  

EDITOR'S NOTE: Ugh! Men are just objects to you, aren't they?
MY NOTE: Excuse me? Did your penis just say something?