Tuesday, 23 July 2013

A ROYAL BABY SURPRISE FOR MY LOYAL SUBJECTS

O YE, O YE, FIRST GLIMPSE OF YE OLDE ROYAL BABY
First pic, right here folks. I know you're all wondering how I got this, but unfortunately I can't tell you ... Okay I'll tell you: it's because I slept with Harry. Twice. The little ginger was so grateful he even gave me inside information about the baby's name. Apparently they're going with "Pashmina."

Photo/I'm Not Right In The Head.Com (best name for a website ever)