Wednesday, 10 July 2013


DUSTIN HOFFMAN: “There’s too many interesting women I have…not had the experience to know in this life because I have been brainwashed.” 
ME: I accept your apology on behalf of women who are not as pretty as me. Which would be everybody. 

Wow. Either Dustin Hoffman is the most sensitive man bastard ever or he is one HELL of an actor. I mean even more of a hell of an actor than previously suspected. Because his take on average-looking women in this video gone viral actually brought tears to my sarcastic-bitch eyes.
In this video, he reflects on how painful it was when, while playing a woman during the filming of Tootsie, he realized that he wasn't beautiful ... and never would be. And then he realized what the rest of us live with every day. Even the beautiful ones like me.

Everybody, everybody out there who has a teenage daughter, please watch this. 
Teenage girls, please watch this. 
Women, please watch this. 
And especially, men: please watch this. We could use a little more of this kind of insight in this savage and superficial world. 

EDITOR’S NOTE: Well the fix is obvious. Every man on the planet must be forced to spend a month of his life in drag. 
MY NOTE: Easy for you to say. You do it every damn day. 
EDITOR’S NOTE: I see the “sensitivity” portion of this broadcast has concluded.

Video: Dustin Hoffman feels bad about those ugly broads he ignored