Thursday, 1 August 2013

CAPTIONED #CompleteBullshitButYouIdiotsWillLoveItAnyway

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Nicki Minaj may be new to Instagram but she wasted no time getting the hang of it. She just posted this nude pic of herself "getting out of the shower." Yet her wig and her spackle are somehow as dry as a spinster, so either this photo, like everything from her butt to her hair to that whole DJ Khaled "proposal" stunt, is a complete charade or Nicki is made of special, fluids-resistant, inflatable doll skin.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Uhm, who cares? Because TOPLESS!
DJ KHALED'S NOTE: So when you've finished your shower and if you're not too busy do you think you might want to marry me?