Thursday, 11 July 2013

COMPLETELY FAITHFUL LAMAR ODOM THROWS HISSY FIT

IN TOUCH on KHLOE'S 'BRAVE' CHOICE
Oh fuck off. Really. What is so "brave" 
about leaving a man-whore who 
cheated on you with a stripper? 

TMZ is reporting with inexplicable surprise that NBA star Lamar Odom, husband of Yeti Khloe Kardashian, "went absolutely nuts" on a paparazzo yesterday. (Somebody really needs to tell Lamar Odom that the only goddam reason he even exists on our radar is because of the paparazzi his famewhoring family-in-law have made a career of seducing.)

Apparently the reason for the tantrum was that the photographer asked him if he's a dirty rotten cheater who thinks with his penis like most cheaters do, although not in those words of course because holy shat, have you seen Lamar Odom's hands?, and Lamar reacted by destroying the man's car and camera equipment. 
Because, of course, nothing says "I'm innocent" like a violent public meltdown of O.J. Simpsonesque proportions.

By pure coincidence, Khloe Kardashian is featured on the cover of this week's In Touch magazine along with the headline: "I'm Done!" amid new reports Lamar had a yearlong affair with a stripper. 

EDITOR'S NOTE: How is this week's "I'm Done!" headline any different from all the other headlines that told us Khloe's marriage was over?
MY NOTE: You poor gullible twitling. You don't actually expect any of this stuff to be true, do you?