Friday, 19 July 2013

GREY IS THE NEW BLACK, SAID NOBODY BUT RIHANNA

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And here's Rihanna making grey hair sexy simply by being naked and looking like she just ate a cigar for breakfast.
The Cut reports that Rihanna was not getting enough attention bored with her old hair colour (and when I say "old," I mean two weeks, max) so she switched it up to an edgy, trendsetting grey. That's right. Grey. The colour of battleships. The colour of geezer. The colour of nothing sexy, ever. Granted, if anyone can make this look work, it's Riri, but that's only because she will no doubt pair it with her best pair of no pants, a bikini top and a cigar. So whaddya think, folks? Are you gonna hop on this bandwagon? Yeah, me too. That bandwagon can just go rumble off to the seniors home without me. I am NOT ready for that yet (and it is not ready for me). You can vote, at right, and then I'll tell Riri the results next time she comes over for tea.

 
Editor's note: But does the "carpet" match the drapes?
My note: Dude, you're out of touch. There is no carpet.