Saturday, 13 July 2013

KANYE'S HISSY FIT MAKES A FOOL OF LAMAR'S HISSY FIT

KANYE WEST, who is on the razor's edge of sanity at the best of times, parachuted off into cuckooville at LAX airport. (TMZ video below)
TMZ

Continuing with our theme of idiot celebrities who are renegging on the "we acknowledge that photographers may want to take our picture" clause of the famewhore contract ... and I wasn't going to make it a theme but everyone who has ever touched a Kardashian woman is having a paparazzi meltdown this week, so presto, it's a theme ... we have Kanye West's God complex breaking free of its tethers at LAX airport.

I didn't think it was possible for me to find anything more enjoyable than the sight of sulking Kanye walking into a pole, but this TMZ video of him ordering a photographer to "never talk again" is a very, very serious contender for the top spot.

According to TMZ, the photographer, apparently failing to understand that Kanye is basically Jesus but with a porn star girlfriend, had the dirty nerve to tell Kanye he loves his music.
Alas, he was not able to get past the words, "Hey, Ka..." when Jesus's butt face started bellowing at him. "Don't talk ... don't talk to me ... I don't wan't to hear paparazzi talk to me or anybody I know ... and tell everybody never talk to anyone that anyone knows ... don't talk to themselves .. . DON'T TALK EVER AGAIN!" 

Well call me Krazye, but what say we take Jesus up on his facist commands request? What say we don't ever talk to him again? Not even when he has an album to promote or a video to hawk or a new porn star girlfriend to show off. Never. Which would of course mean that he would never reply, so in effect we would be shutting this asshat up for good. It's so beautiful it feels like it's a trick. Wait, is it a trick? You wouldn't trick us like that, would you Jesus? 
Jesus: *grabs my computer, smashes it on his forehead* And don't type either! Ever again!

EDITOR'S NOTE: I have to admit, those paparazzi do seem to be a bit over-the-top
KANYE'S NOTE: YO I TOLD YOU NOT TO TALK!!!