Wednesday, 17 July 2013

LADY GAGA BRINGS 'LOOK AT MY BOOBS' TOUR TO NYC

Gaga, Lady Gaga, rihanna, whorrified,

Oh, look, here's Lady Gaga walking the streets of New York without a top on for no goddam reason whatsoever. 

Why, you ask? Well here's the thing. There is no "why," there's only a "because." 
Because when you're this famous, you get jaded.
Because the usual thrills like spitting or hanging a moon or tripping old women just don't excite you anymore. 

Because when you're this famous, you expect to be stared at. You need to be stared at. You hate the paparazzi but when they no longer give a shit, you panic and start doing crazy stuff like wearing your bra out in public in the busiest city in the U.S. of A.

And because you can do this sort of thing, the sort of thing that would get rest of us arrested, when you're famous for being weird. Or when you're Rihanna