So I hope you are cracking open a bottle of Moet that you charged to his credit card and thanking your goddam lucky stars that this old buzzard wants out. Because in this case, Tammy Wynette would be spelling divorce "F.R.E.E.D.O.M." There is no hope of reconciliation with someone who puts his hands around your throat and then has the narcissistic gall to issue this statement:
"I am disappointed that Nigella was advised to make no public comment to explain that I abhor violence of any kind against women, and have never abused her physically in any way." (!!!) (Editor's note: Except for that one time that I was caught on camera with my liver-spotted mitts around her lovely neck. And all the other times in private that no one knows about because what are the odds this sort of behaviour is a one-off?)EDITOR'S NOTE: And how, exactly, does one come to the defence of a husband who chokes his wife anyway?
MY NOTE: With a machete.