shared this selfie on Instagram
and did not include the caption:
"I NEVER WEAR UNDERPANTS!"
because it goes without saying.
Nowadays, thanks to Rihanna's tireless envelope pushing, you can reach out and slap someone virtually anywhere, anytime. Riri is using every form of social media available to prove that she is over Chris Brown and not jealous of Karrueche, making it painfully clear in the process that she is in fact not over Chris Brown and is insanely jealous of Karrueche.
Which is great because look at the jollies we're getting out of it! Why within the past two days alone Riri has tweeted a photo of her arse in tight pants (left) and a video of herself dirty twerking to a song by Chris's arch bottle-tossing rival, Drake.
You can watch the video below; the only thing I've seen to rival it is Justin Bieber's Instagrammed homage to the intellect-boosting marvels of ganja.
EDITOR'S NOTE: I have no idea what twerking is but I know Miley Cyrus likes to do it and then people mock her bony arse and tell her to stop trying to be black.
MY NOTE: Well that's as good a definition as any.