Wednesday, 3 July 2013

STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME GIVE A SHIT ABOUT: PART 3

AVRIL LAVIGNE, the singing ferret, tied the knot with Chad Kroeger on Canada Day. Which would be extremely patriotic of them except that they did it in France.
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Oh, you're going to love this one. I've really saved the best for last, here. And by best I mean the total opposite of best, also known as Mr. and Mrs. Chavril. Yes, if the gods of mediocrity and obnoxiousness and creepy teeth had all got together and said "Let's make a love match!" this is exactly how it would have turned out. And I know I shouldn't be knocking our very own but fer fuck's sake, CHAD KROEGER and AVRIL LAVIGNE ARE MARRIED NOW? So this wasn't all a huge joke? Cuz it really felt like a joke.The fact that I have nothing more to say about that pretty much says it all. But I'm going to say this one last thing anyway: Stop trying to make me give a shit about Chavril.

EDITOR'S NOTE: But, but, Hello Canada chose Avril Lavigne as this year's most beautiful Canadian.
MY NOTE:
Oh, well, then! Let me just poke my own eyes out with a pointed stick and rewrite this entire post.