|Kendall, left, and Kylie Jenner. I'd like to think these two are the last but let's not forget Kim just had a baby girl, so this is actually never going to end. They're going to outbreed us all.|
In related "Stop Trying to Make Me Give a Shit About" news, we have those obstreperously average little Jenner girls, Kylie and Kick-Me. (Sorry, sorry, I meant Kendall, not that it matters.) I don’t like bland food and I don’t like bland people, and yet I can’t get through a single day without seeing those two pasty girls in some tarty outfit, their mother’s hands still visible in the photo, pushing them into the spotlight. The Kardashians are one thing with their swarthy Armenian colours and curves, but for God’s sake, Kendall and Kylie are part Bruce Jenner. Nobody wants to see Bruce Jenner in a bikini, either. In fact on my list of People I Never want to See in a Bikini, Bruce Jenner comes BEFORE Stephen Baldwin.
EDITOR'S NOTE: But apparently Kylie Jenner is officially dating Will Smith's kid, Jaden Smith.
MY NOTE: This list of people I don't give a shit about just keeps getting longer.