I'm a little behind on my blogging today because
The plan was to have a beer or two and then come home. (HAR!) That didn't happen. So I slept over in the hottest motherfecking tent ever invented and then had to beeline directly to work for an overtime shift that lasted until midnight, and I am only just now at 12:45 a.m. tending to my neglected boozing. Drinking; blog. Drinking; blog. Decisions should always be this easy.
So here's a little tease as to what will be forthcoming later today, and may I also recommend for your viewing pleasure this completely insane photo of Ivana Trump (below), I mean really, who would expect a woman who once shared her vagina with Donald Trump to exhibit such poor judgment? OK, that's enough titillation for anyone's Monday. Back soon, my little whorrors!