Monday, 15 July 2013


THIS IS JUST A TASTE OF THE GOOD TIMES that were had by all, and if you failed to notice that my host looks EXACTLY like Chad Kroeger, then you are not drunk enough and I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Also, pls observe the universal look of teen ennui on the girls' faces. Do they hand this look out with the tampons or something? WTF?

I'm a little behind on my blogging today because hangover I work for a living. This shit here is just for fun. At least, it's fun for me. I hope it is occasionally fun for you as well, or perhaps you're just here for the hot semi-naked pictures of me. Anyway, I got a last-minute invite to partake in a night of honest-to-dang-ol-gootness hillbilly trailer park partyin' on Saturday so of course I accepted. Are you kidding me? Miley Cyrus might be there!

The plan was to have a beer or two and then come home. (HAR!) That didn't happen. So I slept over in the hottest motherfecking tent ever invented and then had to beeline directly to work for an overtime shift that lasted until midnight, and I am only just now at 12:45 a.m. tending to my neglected boozing. Drinking; blog. Drinking; blog. Decisions should always be this easy.

So here's a little tease as to what will be forthcoming later today, and may I also recommend for your viewing pleasure this completely insane photo of Ivana Trump (below), I mean really, who would expect a woman who once shared her vagina with Donald Trump to exhibit such poor judgment? OK, that's enough titillation for anyone's Monday. Back soon, my little whorrors!