|ELLE 'THE BODY' MACPHERSON, HARPER'S BAZAAR|
In a rare moment of beneficence, I am taking a break from shatting all over your Friday date night and instead shatting all over your Friday night dreams. Pretty much going for nightmares here, folks. (Don't blame me, blame Elle Macpherson. Bitch threw down the gauntlet and I picked it up.)
So what this stunning Australian beauty has done is, she has reprised her iconic Playboy magazine cover from 1994. Except that she is now goddam 49 and looks, if anything, better than ever. (Dear God: Favourites much?)
As reported in the Huffington Post, Elle "The Body" Macpherson is covering Harper's Bazaar Australia's "Fabulous at Every Age" issue. And aside from me, I can't think of anyone better for the job. Photographed by Canada's own Bryan Adams, she strikes a familiar pose wearing only black stockings. (Ha! Got 'em!) So here, for your viewing pleasure, is Elle's gorgeous Harper's Bazaar cover. Immediately below is my Bizarre Harpies cover. Almost as good. Seriously. I really think I'm wasting my talents here, folks. Can we get a vote on this? I think we can ...
HAT TIP: To my devoted disciple, whose incessant requests for "selfies" gave me an idea which will either get me fired, hired or married to a sugar daddy. Kinda hoping for that last one, actually.
|MARIE 'THE WHORROR' SUTHERLAND, BIZARRE HARPIES|