WHY IS THIS WOMAN SMILING?
A) She is beautiful
B) Hair straight again. At last!
C) Just got some thrilling news about her daughter (more on that later)
D) Actually got some sleep last night
E) That shiny object in the background
F) She just killed a pig dog with her bare hands (more on that later)
G) The person taking this picture is Javier Bardem, who is lying naked on the floor and crooning, "Si, that's the look amiga, make love to de camera! One more for papi!"
H) All of the above
Editor's note: I'm going with E)
My note: Wrong.
Editor's note: But you said there is no wrong answer.
My note: Well I was wrong. The answer is G)