Monday, 22 July 2013

POP QUIZ MONDAY: WHY IS THIS WOMAN SMILING?

Here's a little quiz any moron can get right because there is no wrong answer, although some answers are more correct than others. Basically this is just a selfie that I was happy with as opposed to the ones that make me pound the delete button maniacally and then double check two or three times to make sure it really did delete. (Never trust technology, people. It fucking hates us.)

WHY IS THIS WOMAN SMILING?

A) She is beautiful
B) Hair straight again. At last!
C) Just got some thrilling news about her daughter (more on that later)
D) Actually got some sleep last night
E) That shiny object in the background
F) She just killed a pig dog with her bare hands (more on that later)
G) The person taking this picture is Javier Bardem, who is lying naked on the floor and crooning, "Si, that's the look amiga, make love to de camera! One more for papi!" 
H) All of the above

Editor's note: I'm going with E)
My note: Wrong.
Editor's note: But you said there is no wrong answer.
My note: Well I was wrong. The answer is G)