|YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO BROKE |
TO AFFORD NEW SHOES. AMIRITE?
Because although I am facing crushing debt (oh let's just blame it on kids in university, that sounds respectable) and can hardly walk after a run-in with a greasy floor, I saw these Timberland stilettos today and absolutely had to have them.
And when I say "had to have them," I mean I cancelled an appointment with the eye doctor who was going to charge me $90 and beelined directly to the shoe store five doors down, literally leapfrogging over customers in line ahead of me, to buy these bad boys. (I may be broke but I don't see why that means I have to look like shit.) I think this qualifies me as officially "insane." Do you agree?
EDITOR'S NOTE: Will you kick me down the stairs again if I say "yes"?
MY NOTE: Yes.
EDITOR'S NOTE: Those boots are the smartest purchase you ever made. And they're pretty. And they make you look thin.