So it's official. I'm not only a cougar, I'm a disgusting pervert cougar with Calvin Klein issues. And also, maybe, the only Canadian woman (besides his own mother) who thinks Justin Bieber is adorable.
You have my permission to have me committed. Just let me catch a Justin Bieber concert first please, because as God as my witness, this (above) actually looks like fun. The video is being hyped all over Twitter as "Justin Bieber Pants Falling Down at Concert" as if it's some kind of shocking accident, but come on. I have viewed this some 16 times now (give or take 15) and dude is furtively tugging at those little red pleather bastards with full intent or my name is not Grow The Fuck Up, Woman.
Love it. Love it. Love it. In fact, the only thing that could have made this better would have been if Justin had SPIT all over the crowd at the end of it.
EDITOR'S NOTE: He keeps singing even when his microphone is on the floor. Lip-syncer.
MY NOTE: Oh who gives a shit, editor? Pants falling down! That's the important thing, here.