Tuesday, 13 August 2013

CHRISSY TEIGEN'S BUTT HAS NEVER KNOWN UNDERWEAR

Chrissy Teigen, John Legend, Joan Rivers,
HERE'S MODEL CHRISSY TEIGEN, 
GOING COMMANDO
Just take my word for it. 
Photo/David Shankbone

OMG! Sooo excited! My no-pants crew has just grown another member! 
Ew. That didn’t come out right at all. What I meant to say was: Chrissy Teigen doesn’t wear underwear. Ever. 

The model made the confession on Joan Rivers' Fashion Police (video below), where she sat with her legs tightly glued together so we just had to take her word for it. 
"I just don't like it," she told Joan. And if you ask me, that should have been the end of it. Because some of us "get" the exquisite loveliness of not wearing pants

But Joan, of course, wouldn't take that one sitting down and demanded more information, such as how she copes on "heavy flow days." 
Which is a fair question but so is asking Justin Bieber "what does Miley Cyrus's squirrel pelt look like?" but I wouldn't go asking it nor do I particularly want to know the answer.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Chrissy Teigen, btw, is singer John Legend’s fiancĂ©e. And I’m sure her fondness for no underpants was a key factor in his proposal.

Video: Not enough underpants, too much information