Tuesday, 6 August 2013

I CAN NOW CONFIRM RIHANNA IS A SPOILED LITTLE BITCH

RIHANNA AND HER BEDAZZLED CROP-OVER BOOBS
  Compared to this, my Caribana outfit seems almost Amish. 
 Instagram

I’m going to start calling this space The Daily Rihanna. Because, damn, that chick is good at calling attention to herself. I can barely keep up with her social media shenanigans, so today I’m going for a double header with her virginal Crop Over outfit photo, above, and a slightly older video, below, of her bitching like a spoiled little shit on a beach in Poland. In this video, which also features the obviously unemployed friend she totes around like Paris Hilton totes her chihuahua, Rihanna whines about how hard it is to be famous and not be able to sit on a beach without barriers to restrain the adoring hoi-polloi. Without whom, I might add, you would still be living in your cinder-block home in Barbados, posting bare-assed photos of yourself to absolutely nobody. So just remember that, missy.

EDITOR'S NOTE: What the hell is Crop Over?
MY NOTE: It's like Caribana, only in Barbados and with less clothes, if that's even possible. And at the end of it, Rihanna butt sexes everybody and then posts an Instagram of her butt-sexing outfit.
EDITOR'S NOTE: I love Crop Over! Let's go to Crop Over!