|RIHANNA AND HER BEDAZZLED CROP-OVER BOOBS|
Compared to this, my Caribana outfit seems almost Amish.
EDITOR'S NOTE: What the hell is Crop Over?
MY NOTE: It's like Caribana, only in Barbados and with less clothes, if that's even possible. And at the end of it, Rihanna butt sexes everybody and then posts an Instagram of her butt-sexing outfit.
EDITOR'S NOTE: I love Crop Over! Let's go to Crop Over!