Friday, 23 August 2013

I'M SORRY, BEN AFFLECK, BUT REAL BATMEN DON'T CRY

Medill DC photo
Oh goody. I see Cro-MagBen has been cast to play Batman in a movie I will never see because it's about superheroes. (Then again, I've just heard the titillating title, "Man of Steel," so maybe it's porn. Which would change everything.) 

I'm no fan of Ben Affleck but I must admit I will be happy to ogle him in those little leather S&M bootie shorts while simultaneously picturing him pulling a Sally Field at the Oscars an image you too can enjoy simply by clicking right here. Again and again and again.

HERE'S BEN 'BATMAN' AFFLECK, left, making his sensitive face. Or maybe it's his happy face. Or his bored face. They're all the same, really. Oh well, the mask will cover most of it.