|Medill DC photo|
I'm no fan of Ben Affleck but I must admit I will be happy to ogle him in those little leather S&M bootie shorts while simultaneously picturing him pulling a Sally Field at the Oscars — an image you too can enjoy simply by clicking right here. Again and again and again.
HERE'S BEN 'BATMAN' AFFLECK, left, making his sensitive face. Or maybe it's his happy face. Or his bored face. They're all the same, really. Oh well, the mask will cover most of it.