|CORNDOG MAN TRIES TO ABSORB THE THRILL of having a celebrity ogle his weiners.|
Yes, I know that item bears a striking resemblance to the mouthwatering $7 jumbo corndogs at the Ex, but in actual fact it's a ... oh never mind, my editor has just had another one of his perfectly timed strokes.
*kicks lifeless body with dead-sexy new boots* Oh stop it, Ed. Honestly. I know you're faking it. Anything for attention, eh, Ed? Ed? EDITOR! Goddamit.
THE EX: And since I know this post has given you an insatiable craving for big greasy