Sunday, 18 August 2013

NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS A BIG CORN DOG FEELS

CORNDOG MAN TRIES TO ABSORB THE THRILL of having a celebrity ogle his weiners.

Why yes, I did go to the Ex. Thank you for asking, but how did you know? What's that? These pictures? Oh my dears! Hahahaha! These pictures are from my personal "Good Times" collection. 

Yes, I know that item bears a striking resemblance to the mouthwatering $7 jumbo corndogs at the Ex, but in actual fact it's a ... oh never mind, my editor has just had another one of his perfectly timed strokes. 

*kicks lifeless body with dead-sexy new boots* Oh stop it, Ed. Honestly. I know you're faking it. Anything for attention, eh, Ed? Ed? EDITOR! Goddamit. 

THE EX: And since I know this post has given you an insatiable craving for big greasy sex toys corn dogs, here's a link to the Canadian National Exhibition's website, theex.com. Apparently there are rides and shows and beer tents and casinos there too. But all I saw was corn dogs.