Monday, 12 August 2013

RIHANNA GOT A NEW GRILL AND NOW MILEY WANTS ONE

Rihanna, Miley Cyrus,
RIHANNA'S NEW GRILL 
Yes, it's ridiculous. But hey: butt tattoos, 
nipple rings, swearing, making out 
with women ... eventually a girl 
just runs out of ways to be naughty.
Instagram
And from our "Of Course She Did" files, we have Rihanna, who got a new grill featuring gold AK-47 assault rifles. 

It's a tasteful look (one would expect nothing less of a woman who routinely tweets pictures of her freshly Brazilianned crotch), and you just know Miley Cyrus took one look at it and ran out to get fitted for an even naughtier set of jewels for her mouf. 

In fact these two appear to be having a sleaze-off and it's getting so confusing I can hardly tell which one I'm looking at until I see the tattoos, which have become the only thing that distinguishes them. 
Well that and the fact that Miley is a better twerker.