Tuesday, 20 August 2013

RIHANNA OUT-BEYONCES BEYONCE'S UGLY HAIRCUT

Captioned: City Nights in #RIHverIsland #NYC" - Instagram
I'm not saying Rihanna is obsessed with one-upmanship, but one day Miley gets a grill and the next day Rihanna's got gold AK-47s hanging off her teeth.
One day Gaga walks around New York City naked and the next day Rihanna strolls the streets of Stockholm wearing almost nothing but a nipple ring
And one day Beyonce gets an ugly haircut and suddenly Rihanna is posting pics of herself with a mullet, ordering a healthy meal at McDonald's. In her underwear.
The only way Beyonce could top that is if she shaved her head bald and ordered fries at Arby's. In the nude. While twerking.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I suddenly have an uncontrollable craving for Arby's.