Thursday, 1 August 2013

SO SELFIE-ISH: GONE TO CARIBANA, BACK IN A FEW DAYS

Please keep this photo handy 
in case I go missing at Caribana.
It wouldn't be the first time ... 

I am not even going to try to compete with Rihanna's selfie (see post above) because I don't want her to become even more determined to kill me than she already is, and nothing makes a crazy woman crazier than being out-selfied by an older broad. Or so I've heard. 

So I am posting this slightly more tepid picture of myself which actually isn't bad, in fact damn, that crazy bitch might get mad at me after all to tide you poor sods over while I go completely bonkers at Caribana. 

I will be awol for a few days, preparing, indulging and recovering, but I will be back. With photographic evidence. 
And maybe some police tape. 
And I may need bail money. 
(Please leave a phone number where you can be reached at any hour of the day or night in my comments section, just in case.) TTYL, xoxo, LOL, WTF, etc., Whorrified