|Please keep this photo handy |
in case I go missing at Caribana.
It wouldn't be the first time ...
So I am posting this slightly more tepid picture of myself — which actually isn't bad, in fact damn, that crazy bitch might get mad at me after all — to tide you poor sods over while I go completely bonkers at Caribana.
I will be awol for a few days, preparing, indulging and recovering, but I will be back. With photographic evidence.
And maybe some police tape.
And I may need bail money.
(Please leave a phone number where you can be reached at any hour of the day or night in my comments section, just in case.) TTYL, xoxo, LOL, WTF, etc., Whorrified