|MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER AND I (I'm the one on the left; people can almost never tell us apart) enjoy dinner amid a sea of temporarily empty glasses at The Blackshop.|
Just kidding. God, I'm an asshole. Actually this is just a quick note to say I'm having a liquid dinner with my little pregnant peanut tonight. (Or rather, mine will be liquid. Sorry, kid, but I don't see why your fetus should stop me from tippling.) I am seriously loving this pregnancy thing. If I'd known having grandchildren was this much fun, I'd have had them first. So I won't have time to write much tonight, but in the meantime, please enjoy this excellent post on Death by Marmot, below, or this older story about what a slut my leg is, or this one, which reveals my innermost secrets.
If I get deep enough into the sauce I'll probably post something vicious, slanderous and well-nigh incomprehensible later this evening. Here's mud in yer crotch! *Clink*