|BEYONCE'S NEW MAN-FACE HAIRCUT. |
Sorry? What? We're supposed to like it? Oh bahahahahaHAAAAA!
Oh dear God.
I am the voice of reason.
It's the end of days.
EDITOR'S NOTE: It is? But ... but ... you never paid me for last week yet.
MY NOTE: Do you think you will need money where you're going, YOU DONKEY-FACED GOAT ARSE? (Whew. I need to calm down.) *swills moonshine straight from panties* Ahhhh. That's better.
Related: You want to see a haircut done right, Bey? I'll show you a haircut done right. SNAP!!!