Thursday, 12 September 2013

CHRISSY TEIGEN'S NUDITY CONDITION IS GETTING WORSE

CHRISSY TEIGEN, jOHN LEGEND
CHRISSY TEIGEN SUPPORTS HER HUSBAND'S CAREER by baring her tits in his 'All of Me' video. Which is great because that video would have sucked if we couldn't see her nipples.
The more devoted Whorrified followers among you may remember a post about model Chrissy Teigen's bizarre aversion to wearing underpants. Well it's getting worse. She now doesn't feel the need to wear a bra either, a sick little quirk her perverted husband John Legend wholeheartedly encourages because breasts. And also because having breasts in your videos is the most direct route to No. 1 known to man. Just ask Robin Thicke, whose utter lack of an upper lip and generally goat-like demeanor went completely unnoticed because people were too busy looking at all the naked bouncing boobs in his Blurred Lines video. These are boom times, for women, people. We've never been so respected ... except maybe in that era when R. Kelly peed on underaged girls and videotaped it. That was pretty uplifting too.