Sunday, 15 September 2013

DMX FINDS RAPPING BORING, PREFERS STREAKING NOW

DMX
LAPSED RAPPER AND FITNESS BUFF DMX gets his healthful four-naked-laps-a-day workout in at a fleabag Detroit hotel.
TMZ VIDEO CLIP

Some of you might remember when DMX was a crack rapper. Well you can pretty much remove the "rapper" part of that sentence for good, because for the past few years, D has been doing nothing but getting high, driving without a licence and basically looking for ways to smother the last gasps of his career. Get a load of this TMZ video, in which surveillance cameras capture the once-mighty recording star peeling off his drawers and streaking through the hallways of the shabby Detroit crackhouse hotel he probably lives in now. Because that cleaning lady? She doesn't look the least bit fazed. She's seen that four-inch bouncing microphone before, people, I'm telling ya. "Oh, hi, DMX, need more toilet paper in your room? Handtowels? Antibiotics? Scabies cream? Hookers? No? Okay. I'll just buzz Lamar in when he arrives,then, shall I?"