|RIHANNA POSTED THIS SELFIE
captioned "Look who was talkin dirty to me!" In fact, the
creature was not talkin' dirty to her, it was trying to tell her to put
it down before somebody gets hanged. |
And because she has more followers than the Pope himself (again, butt-shots), police immediately swooped down on a 20-year-old man and a 16-year-old boy who probably made just enough off this photo to buy lunch and arrested them for pimping out the monkey. Because as it turns out, it's not a monkey, it's a "slow loris," which is a protected species. Rihanna reportedly missed this part of the escapade because she left to attend a sex show. At which I'm sure a "slow loris" could really have come in handy.