|JENNIFER LOPEZ PROMISES TO TELL US |
"why she will not be ignored." I don't even have
to read the article to know the reason is
Yes, the one and only Jennifer Lopez, who not unlike Geraldo Rivera somehow grows younger and more sexually attractive with each passing year, graces the cover of the October issue of Cosmopolitan. Which is always a total piece of shat and yet which I am probably going to buy this month because I just noticed it has some very useful information inside. Particularly "The Scary Thing 90% of Men Fantasize About." (I'll bet it's this.)
EDITOR'S NOTE: Why is every single headline on this magazine cover about sex?
MY NOTE: Well they tried this new thing two months ago where every single headline was about Gwyneth Paltrow's yogurt recipes, but it just didn't sell.