Friday, 20 September 2013

JUSTIN BIEBER RAPS, WEARS CHAINS, IS BLACK NOW

BIEBY BIEBS IS THRILLED SILLY TO FINALLY BE STARRING IN A RAP VIDEO  
('In my mind, I was a rapper all along,' he told the nice lady who applied his press-on tatts.)
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At this point I must ask the grannies in the room to please avert your eyes and tuck in with a cup of Ovaltine, because I'm about to treat us all to some shirtless Justin Bieber getting his hood rat on. Yes, our wee Biebs has finally successfully completed his reverse-Michael Jackson  procedure. He’s black now. Check him out in a new Maejor Ali track called Lolly (and I'm happy to see someone came up with a clever “things you suck on” pun because THAT'S never been done before), rapping and shirtless and wearing chains yo! I honestly don't even know why I adore this kid so much.