Thursday, 12 September 2013

KHLOE JUST REALIZED CRACK ADDICTS STEAL THINGS

 Khloe Kardashian, Lamar Odom,
'I THOUGHT HE WAS SPENDING IT ON SHOES'
 Khloe Kardashian has belatedly learned a hard lesson 
about the ways of immoral slut-junkies, which one 
would think her mother would have taught her 
simply by existing.
Photo/Glenn Davis

How is Lamar Odom doing these days, you ask? Well, aside from holing up in a hotel room and pissing away a life most people would kill for, he has reportedly resorted to the time-honoured crack addict tradition of pawning jewelry to pay for his habit. And not just any jewelry. Khloe's big ol' dirty-money Kardashian jewelry.  

Khloe has responded in the time-honoured jilted wife tradition of cutting off his access to their bank account and credit cards. Which is ... wait, WHAT??? 

It took her this long to cut off his credit cards? The man could have burned through a roomful of nine-gram rocks by now! Do they teach kids nothing in school these days? Has she not heard of crack addicts? Does she not realize this is what they do? They see a diamond the size of a fist and they envision it lit up on the end of a pipe.
They … hey. WTF? Now my diamond ring is missing. GODDAM YOU, LAMAR!