|'I THOUGHT HE WAS SPENDING IT ON SHOES'|
Khloe Kardashian has belatedly learned a hard lesson
about the ways of immoral slut-junkies, which one
would think her mother would have taught her
simply by existing.
Khloe has responded in the time-honoured jilted wife tradition of cutting off his access to their bank account and credit cards. Which is ... wait, WHAT???
It took her this long to cut off his credit cards? The man could have burned through a roomful of nine-gram rocks by now! Do they teach kids nothing in school these days? Has she not heard of crack addicts? Does she not realize this is what they do? They see a diamond the size of a fist and they envision it lit up on the end of a pipe.
They … hey. WTF? Now my diamond ring is missing. GODDAM YOU, LAMAR!