|LAMAR'S MISTRESS, JENNIFER RICHARDSON |
If you turn to page 3 of any issue of Crack Whore Magazine,
you'll find a photo of a woman who looks
pretty much exactly like this, right down to the
stencilled eyebrows and the shoulder tattoo.
So naturally, she figured the best thing to do would be to offer him therapeutic vagina on demand and listen to his rambling, drug-addled bullshit and basically just enable him to continue to believe he didn't need no stinkin' rehab until the whole thing blew up in his married face and made her famous. (Hey, it worked for Monica Lewinsky.)
I'm sure you all feel like shit now for thinking it was just a cheap affair, when obviously it was a humanitarian gesture on Richardson's part. This is what separates the saints from us ordinary mortals, people. Selfless devotion to the afflicted, and therefore, our Lord.